Available to you first and exclusively this opportunity to invest in your Grandchild's', grandchildren. For the low, low price of 10 cents apiece I will send you a certified certificate stating authenticity of the carbon credit/scrubber from this magnificent 125 year-old Southern White Oak. Orders are in 1000 per package and are guaranteed 99.99% propagation. This Southern White has a girth of 136 inches and height approx. 60 feet. It alone erases my carbon footprint for all my family for generations into the future.
Here is your opportunity for a small investment to secure "future" family members with carbon credit/scrubbers purchased today. What foresight, what humanity a legacy your off-spring will remember you for generations to come. Shipped to your address or for a small fee I will go one step further and plant this carbon credit, after it's 1st birthday, with a tag listing your name and date of purchase, on public land with GPS location. Again minimum shipment is 1000 per package and 1st year planting is 100 minimum @ $100 each. Your satisfaction guaranteed and with annual maintenance fees can request pictorial updates and progression pictures via e-mail. This is a new a virgin industry so don't miss getting in on the ground floor. It's a small investment for your future's future. AShat INC.
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